At first I thought the lil alien had tricked mah mama to perform experiments on me, but then I started to feel good. This needle thing is pretty relaxing for the most part. I especially like Dr. Darla and Sophie the Barking Receptionist. I even got a little doggy massage, which mah MaMa used to give me lots more of before the lil alien arrived. Perhaps a heated bed and some kibble would complete the experience. I’ll work on that for next time!
I am the official definition of pug! But, we always knew that! Just look at me! Look at how pug I am!
That’s right, I own the word pug! What’s a pug? ME!!!! Mah lil alien bought pugs, so he could be like me. What a poser!
I gots some Febreze in the mail and they sent this scarf, which mah mama made me wear. She is soo embarassing. She also keeps spraying febreze all over saying how stinky I am. I am so not stinky, that’s the lil alien who likes to step in his own poo!
The febreze came from Dogster. They offer tons of discounts and free stuff to its members. Sign up if you haven’t yet!
MaMa went to Hawaii and all I gots was dis Lei!!!! I need to remind her that I like cheese and monkees. Do you like mah lei????
I now know why the lil ALien don’t look like a pug. He’s been recalled. see story
*schnruggle*
MaMa sez Le Mops was born after the recall and is not effected, but I’m not so sure. Maybe he is jus an alien like i originally thought. *snort* What do you think?
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