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I was hoping the water would have stopped the lil alien transmission. It doesn’t seem to have. I will report later.

I have been busy gathering proof that this Lola thing is i fact a lil alien like Le Mops. I think this picture clearly shows her lil alien features. The far apart eyes. The lack of wrinkles. The strange predilection for rubber. None of these signify pug, but do in fact point to lil alien. *snort*

Since she came home from the mothership, I have been trying to get close to her to see if she will divulge a location of the ship or a way to send Le Mops back. Just waiting for her *snort* to make a mistake and drop the pug act. So far, she is assimilating well. Beyond her annoying squawk, she rarely lets lose a hint of lil alien. The noise she emits is surely a signal or coded communication being picked up by the mothership.

I will report more as I discover it.

The lil aliens have been trying to eat mah brain. AGAIN!

The Lil Alien Le Mops has once again called the snow. *snort* I am almost positive that this snow is either a cover for a covert operation to attack or the actual attack is a freezing of the planet. The snow keeps falling. The lil alien goes outside and eats it. There may in fact be transmissions hidden in the snowflakes. I will investigate more.

I am also sure the Lil Alien knows that I know because he has once again been trying to pug mah brians out.

I love Christmas unlike the lil alien le mops. He does not understand that presents are coming! *snort* he blogged about da Lil Alien Party instead.

I was just sleeping with mah mama and the lil alien just has to attack. I never get any allone time. Don’t let his innocent look fool you. Seconds before the camera came out, he was sitting on mah head!