The Ricky tells me that Hollywood and Miami ain’t the same, but: “The dognapped Hollywood puggle is back home Friday with a case of the sniffles and plenty of media fanfare.” *snort*

“The puggle, valued at $1,000, was snatched over a week ago from its home in an open bin at 441 Puppies and Grooming. A man in baggy clothing picked up the pup and shoved it down his pants before walking out.”

First off. Why is a puggle valued at $1000? *schnurf* A puggle is still a mutt , just slapped with a designer label. Most purebred dogs, pugs included, don’t cost $1000. *snort*

Second: Who sticks a dog down his pants? Only in Miami, errrrrm *schnurf* Hollywood. He then gave it to his girl in Miami who kept the stolen puggle for a week.

Miami Herald Story

“A Miami woman faces five years in prison and a $5,000 fine for her suspected role in stealing a $1,300 puppy she returned to its Hollywood owners Friday, officials said.”

The sun-sentinal reports the dog is worth $1300. Reporters should fact check sometimes *snort* right, mom?
Sentinal Story