image Now, you all know that mah MaMa went 10 years before making me wear a stupid dog costume. Plus everytime she got a shirt, I only had to wear it once and then it would disappear *snort* When frez would ask why MaMa didn’t dress me up, she would say, “Despite growing up on Christopher Street, my dog is not gay or a crossdresser!” *snort*

Then I found this. This is pure butch. Pure testosterone. No one would mistake me fer some girly poodle in this!!! Yes, MaMa get me some armor! I can just see the jealous eyes of every dog at the park! I will be the king, as I rightfully should be! *schnurf* I mean, who would mess with me?

What those other dogs don’t know is that this Organic Armor by Paul Hersey is not heavy at all, so I won’t be slowed down. While it looks like metal, it is actually light enough for me to wear all day! Hopefully soon, you will see me in mah armor! Stay tuned....*snort*