Ask Chewie: The Pug Life Pug Blog

I am the official definition of pug! But, we always knew that! Just look at me! Look at how pug I am!

That’s right, I own the word pug! What’s a pug? ME!!!! Mah lil alien bought pugs, so he could be like me. What a poser!

I bought a number

Thanks Candi for showing me....

I gots some Febreze in the mail and they sent this scarf, which mah mama made me wear. She is soo embarassing. She also keeps spraying febreze all over saying how stinky I am. I am so not stinky, that’s the lil alien who likes to step in his own poo!

The febreze came from Dogster. They offer tons of discounts and free stuff to its members. Sign up if you haven’t yet!

MaMa went to Hawaii and all I gots was dis Lei!!!! I need to remind her that I like cheese and monkees. Do you like mah lei????

I now know why the lil ALien don’t look like a pug. He’s been recalled. see story
*schnruggle*
MaMa sez Le Mops was born after the recall and is not effected, but I’m not so sure. Maybe he is jus an alien like i originally thought. *snort* What do you think?

Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of ‘07 Pugs

WASHINGTON, DC—While pug owners are accustomed to chronic dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more than the usual overheating, seizures, and joint failure.

Now, you all know that mah MaMa went 10 years before making me wear a stupid dog costume. Plus everytime she got a shirt, I only had to wear it once and then it would disappear *snort* When frez would ask why MaMa didn’t dress me up, she would say, “Despite growing up on Christopher Street, my dog is not gay or a crossdresser!” *snort*

Then I found this. This is pure butch. Pure testosterone. No one would mistake me fer some girly poodle in this!!! Yes, MaMa get me some armor! I can just see the jealous eyes of every dog at the park! I will be the king, as I rightfully should be! *schnurf* I mean, who would mess with me?

What those other dogs don’t know is that this Organic Armor by Paul Hersey is not heavy at all, so I won’t be slowed down. While it looks like metal, it is actually light enough for me to wear all day! Hopefully soon, you will see me in mah armor! Stay tuned....*snort*