Ask Chewie: The Pug Life Pug Blog

I wanted to play with mah Monkee, but the Lil Alien came and took him.

So I wint to lay in the sun. And the Lil Alien came too.

I repositioned mahself to git away.

But this pillow was more comfortable!

But then the lil Alien came too!

I just can’t get no privacee!!!!

Recently, the lil alien said I was too old to play with toys! While it is true mah monkees do not get the workout they once did, I do ocassionally take them out for a spin!

Despite what the lil alien says in his blog, I was merely gathering intelligence. Not cuddling or succumbing to his trickery. As soon as I figure out how to do the autopsy without mah MaMa finding out, I will cease all contact. Remember, that photo you may have seen is purely scientific!!!!

Here is a photo of mah tongue,which a lot of mah DWB friends are showing, like Girasol did here!

So I’ve been studying the lil alien and i tink he’s tryin to wear me down and eat mah brains. I base this entirely on the fact he won’t let me sleep ever. And when he does think I’m sleeping, he eats mah face, trying to get to mah brain. What he wants to do with mah brain is still a mystery. Maybe he needs to send it home to the “farm” for his leader. Do Any of you have any ideas on how to make dis stop? Mah MaMa says I can’t do any autopsies on him, so I’m stuck just takin notes. I’ll let you know what he does next.

As most of ya know, mah home has been invaded by a lil alien. He called himself Porky upon arrival, but MaMa, the Ricky and I have been assimilating him by calling him Le Mops. While he already answers to this, it should still be ingrained at all costs. Porky is the name from his old planet, which he calls the farm. It could be dangerous, but I am still investigating, so don’t jump to conclusions. Regardless, MaMa sez Le Mops, so that’s what we call him. Perhaps porky means Le Mops in his alien tongue. I believe he has contact with his leader via his blog. For the time being I am allowing this, even helping him. It allows me ta gather more information. While I firmly believe he is an alien, Le Mops insists he is a pug. MaMa simplly sez “Be Nice” and “You love your brudder” a lot. Wudever! I suspect he may peel off his skin soon to reveal scales. During mah investigation, I have uncovered dese tips for survival during an alien invasion
1) Stake claim in MaMa early. Da Lil Alien will want to brainwash you MaMa. If yous are not careful, you end up on da floor and da alien ends up on MaMa. See how in this photo, Iz burrowwed in MaMa’s nook despite her arm being in the hurt. Le Mops knows MaMa will not be turned.

2) Control the play. Apparantly, Le Mops did nothing but play on da farm planet. In mah house, we sleep a lot. I only play with him sometimes. Otherr times I jump higher than him and make him leap at me. Also, when MaMa and the ricky are playing with Le Mops, I look sad so I get attention too. The key is to control the games.

3) Don’t tell the alien everything. You don’t want the alien to learn all the secrets or you’ll have no safe ground to retreat to in case of tantrums. /le Mops is scared of the bathroom. I won’t tell him it’s safe, so I have mah private space.

4) Protect you toys. Aliens hav sharp teeth,so hide your favorite toys. Maybe share one so no one gets susp9icious of your motives.

5) Member, keep ya friends close and yur enemies closer.Don’t hold it against me if you see pictures like dose below. /it’s all part of the plan.