Ask Chewie: The Pug Life Pug Blog

I was playing on my MaMa’s Nintendo DS today and saw that she has about 8000 trainer points. I was going to buy a pug fer me, but there weren’t any, so after searching about the net, I found out she needed 35,000 points to unlock the pug. Do you think she will neglect me to get a NIntendo Pug? DO you think she is faking her sick, so she can play her Nintendog? I say to myself that, Chewie, you must pee on that Nintendo DS!

My MaMa got a Nintendo DS for Christmas and started talking to it most immedisately. *snort* She says she didn’t get no Nintendo Pug, but I think she is playing the nintendpug and not telling me. *nort* She spent some time yelling at the Nintendo dog and now here I am at Gramma’s. I think she got rid of me so she can play with that nintendog.

I think she abondonened me for a Nintendo Dog and I am mad *snort* I’m going to pee on the couch and then have some cookies. *schnurf* After I tell her the Nintendo Pug makes us pugs look so bad, she gets one. She hate me. Yes, She Hate Me. *snort* I still love you. I love everyone still *snort*

It has recently come to my attention that Nintendpugs—those adorable pugs that reside on Nintendo DS systems—are not very pug-like. *snort* I hear they fetch, instead of making the person who threw the object go get it and bring it back to where it was being chewed. I also heard they don’t sneeze or snore *kachrew*

Overall, people seem to be really addicted to Nintendogs, but really those pugs are making us pugs look bad *snort* We have thrived on enjoying the Pug Life for a long, long while. Sleeping, sitting on our humans laps, eating, being mischievious, getting away with almost anything due to our wrinkly faces, our smushed noses, and our little old man/woman demeanor. *snort* People love us for getting in the trash and drinking stale beer (not that i ever do that!) and eating week old cheese.  We curl up and shed well. We don’t do any real work. Our toys are everywhere and we only do tricks when we feel like it, or sometimes for food. *snort*

Nintendpugs, apparantly can be trained. I don’t think so Nintendo. *snort* I think the Nintendpugs should pee in the house more even after house trained. They should eat their owners favorite shoes after five years of not chewing on anything. They should be pugs. They should eat mmore trash and shed mush more. Overall, they need to be pugs. *snort* So Nintendo, I beg of you to stop making us feel so bad about being ourselves *schnurfle*

Nintendo Pugs are available in the Dachshund pack, or by unlocking them in them other packs. *schnurf* Then the Nintendpug must compete in contests. *snort* pugs don’t compete, we cuddle. Other Nintedo dogs can compete. *snort* Leave us pugs be.