Ask Chewie: The Pug Life

At first I thought the lil alien had tricked mah mama to perform experiments on me, but then I started to feel good. This needle thing is pretty relaxing for the most part. I especially like Dr. Darla and Sophie the Barking Receptionist. I even got a little doggy massage, which mah MaMa used to give me lots more of before the lil alien arrived. Perhaps a heated bed and some kibble would complete the experience. I’ll work on that for next time!