Ask Chewie: The Pug Life

Lil Alien Update

20 December

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So I’ve been studying the lil alien and i tink he’s tryin to wear me down and eat mah brains. I base this entirely on the fact he won’t let me sleep ever. And when he does think I’m sleeping, he eats mah face, trying to get to mah brain. What he wants to do with mah brain is still a mystery. Maybe he needs to send it home to the “farm” for his leader. Do Any of you have any ideas on how to make dis stop? Mah MaMa says I can’t do any autopsies on him, so I’m stuck just takin notes. I’ll let you know what he does next.

Have Your Saycomments

  1. chewiesgramma says:

    Maggie May says go ahead and do an autopsy on him—then he won’t bother her when he visits with her. Or just wait till he grows up a bit more.

  2. Pedro says:

    Hey - does he try and enter through your ears? See - I heard once that all the good treasures lie in the ears… So I try to see if everyone I meet has these treasures… If brains are the treasure - the obviously this little alien is after your treasures. Either that or he is a zombie!

  3. Roy & Gwen says:

    Hi Chewie. Thanks for the Christmas card! It’s nice to get a card from another pug. Roy here. I had the same problem with Gwen showed up and disrupted my solitary life. I feel your pain, brother.

  4. Chewie says:

    Maggie - you’re so mean! Pedro - he licks mah ears all the time. I didn’t even think about dat. I’ll protect mahself better! Roy - thank you for yer card as well! we ran out of cards and had to send one from me and le mops near the end! Next year Mah Mama better plan better!

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