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So, I wa sjust sittin around minding mah own business, when Le Mops attacked. Now I’ve been tellin you about the lil Alien and his deceptive practices, but I wanted you to see dis picture. *snort* This is me being innocent.

This is Le Mops stealing mah monkee. Yes, he came and attacked mah face first, den he grabbed mah monkee. I fought and fought and he just stole it! Unbelievable that lil alien. I have a video of it, I will try to add that later. But in da mean time. *schnurf* Look at this photo of him stealing mah monkeee. No pug would steal another pug’s monkee, would they? *snort(*

I now know why the lil ALien don’t look like a pug. He’s been recalled. see story
*schnruggle*
MaMa sez Le Mops was born after the recall and is not effected, but I’m not so sure. Maybe he is jus an alien like i originally thought. *snort* What do you think?

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Dis is me at Le Mops’ party. I don’t get parties, but at Le Mops’ party I met Pam in person. She is mah new BFF, can’t you tell by the way I am sitting on her. The Ricky daddy was jealous, but he’s not as purrty!

After the party, I was totally pooped, so I went back to mah usual sleepy laziness mode.

Eva since da lil alien show up, all these new toys show up. None of these toys are mine. And he steal all mah toys too. But I get to sleep on da bed and Lil Le Mops Alien doesn’t.

I do have a briad tho. And its all mine!!!! mine!!!!

As most of ya know, mah home has been invaded by a lil alien. He called himself Porky upon arrival, but MaMa, the Ricky and I have been assimilating him by calling him Le Mops. While he already answers to this, it should still be ingrained at all costs. Porky is the name from his old planet, which he calls the farm. It could be dangerous, but I am still investigating, so don’t jump to conclusions. Regardless, MaMa sez Le Mops, so that’s what we call him. Perhaps porky means Le Mops in his alien tongue. I believe he has contact with his leader via his blog. For the time being I am allowing this, even helping him. It allows me ta gather more information. While I firmly believe he is an alien, Le Mops insists he is a pug. MaMa simplly sez “Be Nice” and “You love your brudder” a lot. Wudever! I suspect he may peel off his skin soon to reveal scales. During mah investigation, I have uncovered dese tips for survival during an alien invasion
1) Stake claim in MaMa early. Da Lil Alien will want to brainwash you MaMa. If yous are not careful, you end up on da floor and da alien ends up on MaMa. See how in this photo, Iz burrowwed in MaMa’s nook despite her arm being in the hurt. Le Mops knows MaMa will not be turned.

2) Control the play. Apparantly, Le Mops did nothing but play on da farm planet. In mah house, we sleep a lot. I only play with him sometimes. Otherr times I jump higher than him and make him leap at me. Also, when MaMa and the ricky are playing with Le Mops, I look sad so I get attention too. The key is to control the games.

3) Don’t tell the alien everything. You don’t want the alien to learn all the secrets or you’ll have no safe ground to retreat to in case of tantrums. /le Mops is scared of the bathroom. I won’t tell him it’s safe, so I have mah private space.

4) Protect you toys. Aliens hav sharp teeth,so hide your favorite toys. Maybe share one so no one gets susp9icious of your motives.

5) Member, keep ya friends close and yur enemies closer.Don’t hold it against me if you see pictures like dose below. /it’s all part of the plan. 

The lil alien called Le Mops has invaded mah home. Mah MaMa also did sumptin to her arm and I gots ta take care of her. She is really sick. Le Mops is a handful and mama only has one hand fer me…