Ask Chewie: The Pug Life Pug Blog

I was just sleeping with mah mama and the lil alien just has to attack. I never get any allone time. Don’t let his innocent look fool you. Seconds before the camera came out, he was sitting on mah head!

Last week, several lil aliens invaded mah home and tried to assimilate mah mama. Her head is already growing bigger and more alien like as you can see from this photographic evidence. This confirms mah suspicion that Le Mops is a lil alien and not at all a pug and that Sea-Attle is in fact home to his mother ship. I will update when i can. Over and out.

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My editorial debut was in a small little fanzine called A Little OffBase. I later appeared in a spin-off called Reluctant Queens Girl. In that, I detailed my disgust of leaving the city for Queens. We lived there about six months. Two of which I was in california. Now I must start my new assault.

See, without my approval, The Ricky took a job in Seattle. I think the lil Alien had something to do with this. See, as far as I can tell, the lil Alien’s mother ship is somewhere in Seattle. He has “family” there that he is dieing to see. I believe these may be other aliens waiting for an update. Had I known about the Le Mops’ plot, I would have thwarted it, but since no one tells me anything, I watched the house be packed up without anyway to stop it!

Then I was taken into the woods for days and forced--once again--to walk amongst the redwoods with bare paws. Then we ended up in some concrete jungle known as Bellevue. I also hear stories of a yard in my future--a yard where I will be forced to walk on dirty, wet grass.

When did my life take this turn? I am a city dog! Born and bred on the mean streets of the West Village. This green stuff is really starting to get on my nerves. Not to mention, the closeness to the lil Alien’s mother ship. I for sure am doomed.

I will keep you updated as my torture continues.

I wanted to play with mah Monkee, but the Lil Alien came and took him.

So I wint to lay in the sun. And the Lil Alien came too.

I repositioned mahself to git away.

But this pillow was more comfortable!

But then the lil Alien came too!

I just can’t get no privacee!!!!

Recently, the lil alien said I was too old to play with toys! While it is true mah monkees do not get the workout they once did, I do ocassionally take them out for a spin!

I met a friend at da dog park!