Ask Chewie: The Pug Life Pug Blog

Last week, several lil aliens invaded mah home and tried to assimilate mah mama. Her head is already growing bigger and more alien like as you can see from this photographic evidence. This confirms mah suspicion that Le Mops is a lil alien and not at all a pug and that Sea-Attle is in fact home to his mother ship. I will update when i can. Over and out.

I wanted to play with mah Monkee, but the Lil Alien came and took him.

So I wint to lay in the sun. And the Lil Alien came too.

I repositioned mahself to git away.

But this pillow was more comfortable!

But then the lil Alien came too!

I just can’t get no privacee!!!!

Recently, the lil alien said I was too old to play with toys! While it is true mah monkees do not get the workout they once did, I do ocassionally take them out for a spin!

Despite what the lil alien says in his blog, I was merely gathering intelligence. Not cuddling or succumbing to his trickery. As soon as I figure out how to do the autopsy without mah MaMa finding out, I will cease all contact. Remember, that photo you may have seen is purely scientific!!!!

Here is a photo of mah tongue,which a lot of mah DWB friends are showing, like Girasol did here!

So I’ve been studying the lil alien and i tink he’s tryin to wear me down and eat mah brains. I base this entirely on the fact he won’t let me sleep ever. And when he does think I’m sleeping, he eats mah face, trying to get to mah brain. What he wants to do with mah brain is still a mystery. Maybe he needs to send it home to the “farm” for his leader. Do Any of you have any ideas on how to make dis stop? Mah MaMa says I can’t do any autopsies on him, so I’m stuck just takin notes. I’ll let you know what he does next.

So, I wa sjust sittin around minding mah own business, when Le Mops attacked. Now I’ve been tellin you about the lil Alien and his deceptive practices, but I wanted you to see dis picture. *snort* This is me being innocent.

This is Le Mops stealing mah monkee. Yes, he came and attacked mah face first, den he grabbed mah monkee. I fought and fought and he just stole it! Unbelievable that lil alien. I have a video of it, I will try to add that later. But in da mean time. *schnurf* Look at this photo of him stealing mah monkeee. No pug would steal another pug’s monkee, would they? *snort(*