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Q: My life makes no sense. I would kill myself but as a catholic, I know that suicide means eternal damnation. I'm kinda stuck, I can't live and I can't die. What should I do ? -
A: life never makes sense, if it did it would be boring *snort* you need more pug time and less time thinking about whatever keeps getting you down *schnurfle*

Q: Personally, I think chihuahuas are too small. Being so small can't be healthy for the body and mind.What do you think ? -
A: size doesn't matter at all *snort*

Q: Can I litter box train my male pug ? -
A: you can try *snort* its hard enough t o train most pugs to go outside nonetheless in a box.....*snort*

Q: Do pugs shed all year long or they just have shedding seasons ? -
A: all year, everyday, all the time. *schnurfle*

Q: Why are men so dumb ? -
A: they aren't all dumb *snort* they just tend not to think

Q: Is it a good idea to bring a pug into a home which already has a cat -
A: My MaMa had a cat when she got me...*snort* just know that pug puppys are very playful and may drive and older cat crazy *snort* and you'l h ave to keep the cat food off the floor *schnurf* and put the litter box facing a corner or in some place the pug can't get to. *snort....* pugs love cats tho.

Q: I love pugs!!!! I always wanted one really bad!!! That is my one true wish ever! Hey chewie? Do you have any brothers or sisters??? I could use some cheering up.... -
A: *snort* i met one of my sisters once in a park in nyc, but i don't know where the rest of them went *snort* there are plenty of pugs out there for you. maybe contact a pug rescue group *snort* and *lick* cheer up...

Q: Why are humans so addicted to sugar ?? -
A: cause it tastes so good tricking you to eat it all the time, but cutting it out of your diet, both raw and white flour kind, can cause awful withdrawal and mood swings. capitalism puts sugar in everything. *snort* i'm a dog and i like cheese

Q: My dog Spike and I were best friends. Until that day when he was fatally hit by a car. I was heartbroken I would never have another dog again. Then, came baby Hercules who needed me. I opened my home and my heart to this sweet mistreated rescue, but I don't feel loyal to my Spikypoo. Should I feel that way ? -
A: don't feel guilty...*snort* spike understands and he would have opened his heart as well if he could have been there for hercules. *snort*

Q: I slipped when i was chasing a rop toy and i hurt my leg.My mama doesnt know how to help he.What should she do and how can i tell her? -
A: if its real bad you might want to get to a vet. *snort* I hurt my knee real bad once and i got some pain pills. I would share if i could *snort* just stay off the leg as much as possible and keep close to mama. if its not better in a couple days limp real ba dso she'll take you to the vet.

Q: How can I find the dog breed that is PERFECT for me ? -
A: *snort* i think you should just go by the dog you fall in love with. *snort* my mama wanted a chiwahwah for her tiny apartment and got me instead *snort* what dogs pull your heart strings then member that there might be one dog that is just perfect but is a different breed.

Q: How come Percy the pug in the Pocahontas movie is so mean ? (And white ?) -
A: I not see movie *snchnurf* bit again, a reflection of the owner perhaps...

Q: Do you know what I like about pugs ? They're not stuck up like other toy dogs and require very low grooming. I officially declare the pug dog :Perfect pet !!!! What do you think ? -
A: all dogs are perfect in a reflection of their companion *snort* i do not judge, but pugs are my favorite

Q: I find cruel that some people cut their dogs' tails and ears for fashion. I may be wrong, but I think it should remain natural. -
A: i thinks it just horrible... look at this link

Q: What will you get your mama for christmas ? A slobby kiss ? An half-eaten shoe ? -
A: we celebrate chewmas, and this year we will be spending the night together watching zombie movies *snort* i'll give her something good, but its surprise

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