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Q: My friend Ted said that if I sneeze with my eyes open they will pop out. I did try it but they didn't. Maybe I should get a girlfriend.That would give me something to do !!!!! -
A: if you pull real hard on a pugs head, the eyes might pop out......so i hear. *snort* again some cuddles always help

Q: Chewie, I am stressed and in dire need of your pug wisdom. What do you do to relieve stress? -
A: i pee on things *snort* it always makes me feel graaaaaaaaaate *knurf* i also cuddle with MaMa *schnurf* cuddles and happy thoughts, sometimes a bit of jack if mama lets me *snort* also some site-seeing in my own town or nearby *snort* st.louis can be very nice i hear

Q: My aunt didn't want to meet pugs because she thought they looked mean. I don't think they look mean, they look serein. Anyway, I cured her pug-fear and now she has a pug-fever. She absolutely want one. It's best that pugs don't become too popular or else evil poeple will breed them. Right ? -
A: unfortunately pugs are alreddy too popular *snort* and evil people do breed them. take a look at teacup pugs *schnurf*

Q: You're cute. You must be the star of your neighborhood. I guess the ladies all fall in love with you ? -
A: *snort* thanks you

Q: Is there really a pug angel who makes sure that all the little pugs in the world have loving homes ? -
A: there jus might be *snorfleg*

Q: Cyrano always looks at me in total delight. He's totally devoted to me. Does he think I'm an angel or a goddess ? -
A: a bit of both i spose *SNORT*

Q: Pugs are sooo sweet. I have no purpose except caring for my pug. I'm grateful everyday to have met Cyrano. What about your mama ? -
A: Cyrano is very lucky to have you *snort* and my mama is very lucky to have me *snort* she is very devoted

Q: I don't have a tail, but my pug wags his in a circular motion. lol -
A: I only wag mine for MaMa *schnurf*

Q: I think pitt-bulls are not born evil. They are just raised to be mean by their bad owners. So people should not discriminate them, right ? It's sad. -
A: that's totally right *snort* it makes me very sad that people can be so awful and make their dogs the same way.

Q: How do you wag your tail ? Up and down, left or right ? -
A: left or right.....and you?

Q: Are you a cross or a purebred ? -
A: purebred *cshnurf*

Q: How is your Chewie's clothing business lately ? -
A: It's great! *snort* i can't complain at all!

Q: Personally, I think people who own dogs are good persons. Is that why people are more likely to talk to a person with a dog ?? -
A: *snort* it's easier to break theice wit a stranger to talk about the dog *snort* so often you humans go about the day not being friendly to anyone, us dogs giveyou the chance to change that *snort* and i've never met a bad pug owner.

Q: I'm a notary and if I bring my pug to work with me will she sleep all day ?? So no worries or will she bug me and my clients ? Also, won't people think I'm weird to bring my dog to my office with me ? Would you find it weird ?? -
A: *snort* i love to go to work with MaMa, but I bother her way to much. *snort* Right now, she has her office area where I am not allowed, so I sleep outside the door all day. *snort* i think that at first your pug will feel real excited and all *snort* and probably bother you, want to sit onyour lap, investigate clients, but they will get used to it *snort* the pug, not the clients. I tink after a short time, your pug will sleep most of the day if you have a comfy pillow *snort* and its not weird at all. lots of people bring their pets to the office *SchNORT*

Q: Can I carry my future pug in a tote bag or will the pug be too big ??? -
A: It depends on the pug *snort* I am too big, but I have friends who fit just fine *snort* My friend back in nyc used to be carried in a backpack.

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