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Q: I was thinking about buying an appartment since I'm a girl and can't do the grass, but I'm afraid,if there is a fire when I'm away my pug will die !!! What should I do ????????? -
A: Live life don't worry *snort* i've lived in an apartment for all but two or my nine years and no fires *snort* YOu can put a sticker onyour door making firemen aware of a dog inside. Also have a trusted neighbor keep a key and know that the pug should be rescued. *snort* but really you can't spend time worrying about what might happen....*snort*

Q: Did you check that incredible store, pugpalace.com ? You better hurry up if you wanna buy something 'cause I'm buying the entire store !!!!!!!!! -
A: leave me a pug door mat.. I absolutely love them, *snort*

Q: Am I the only one in the entire world who hates poodles ???????? -
A: i think a lot of people and dogs hate poodles *snort* but i welcome them in if they can handle th epug life and relax a bit *snort*

Q: Boycott greenies !!!! One dog died when he ate a greenie !! Don't eat them alright, Chewie ?! -
A: thanks! I wonce got real sick after eating a greenie an dmy mama doens't give them to me anymore *snorT*

Q: When I pet my dog he sits beside me and tries to pet me !!! He claws me in the process but it's so cute !! He also tries to protect me from the evil vacuum cleaner lol Isn't he the most devoted dog ever ? And they say rescues never become good pets !!! -
A: *snort* sounds like you and your pug live the Pug Life well *snort* congrats on finding each other.

Q: My pug is scared to go in his brand new dog bed ! Isn't that strange ? He cries and kicks when I try to put him in. -
A: strange...My mama always just lets me find my new beds on my own. *snort* Ionly like velvet and fur *snort*

Q: When my pug farts, I forgive him. When my husband farts I don't. Am I the only one who works that way ? -
A: *snort* soon your husband will just blame the pug *snort*

Q: Hi Chewie ! Hi Chewie's mama ! I did buy the nintendog game and it's not at all like a real pug ! In the game, pugs RUN to fetch the ball and they never sneeze ! Isn't it scandalous ? I want my money back ! -
A: RUN FETCH HA *Shnurfle* do they snore? eat trash? sleep on your head *snort* you should get your money back.

Q: Why is the pug dog in the toy group ? I would have put it in the non-sporting group. -
A: non-sporting dogs were originally bred for some work purpose *snort* toy dogs were bred to be lap dogs, urm, companions *snort*

Q: Question: do you like cheese on your toast or toast on your cheese? -
A: a little bit of toast on my cheese please *snort*

Q: What do think of puggle dogs ? -
A: i would rather be a pug than a bug *snort* the Pug life if the only way to go.

Q: Who is Munchkin ? -
A: Munchkin is my girl in s.d.

Q: I just don't belong. Maybe I'm too excentrical or too exuberant or both. At least Jesus loves me,right ? -
A: you are loved! Pug loves you, Jesus Loves you, Chewie loves you. *snort*

Q: Is KFC REALLY chicken or is it something else ? -
A: some of its chicken...some of its not...my mama was once addicted to some chicken think that had no meat in it at all I swear, but shes a veggie now so all i get is broccolli *snort*

Q: Did you ever sneeze on your food and eat it anyway ? Is it the same thing as Mcdonald's secret sauce ? -
A: I sneeze on my mama's food so she'll feed it to me, but she eats it sometimes anyway *snort* i'v enevr had mcdonalds but my mama says secret sauce is exactly the same as pug slobber.

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