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Q: Have you heard of a web site called pugs in a blanket? -
A: www.pugsinablanket.com I answered that before *snort* very cute...so very cute...i might buy one for munchkin

Q: I will receive an operation soon and I'm scared ! Is it gonna be alright ? -
A: don't be scared *snort* i'm sure it will go fine *snort* my pug prayers are with you

Q: My black pug is messing up my white couch by shedding on it. But, I can't say no to a face like that ! Can you help me ? -
A: buy a black couch *schnurfle* my mama swears by the dyson...gets the hair right up *snort* you could also buy a blanket that goes on the couch when you aren't home or when you wanty to cuddle with yer pugs. a shedding blanket *snort*

Q: I think that people who own pugs love them very much (buying pug stuff,creating pug websites,etc) Is it a fever or something ? -
A: once you go pug, you never go back *snorT=t*

Q: Where were you born ? In a responsible breeding farm ? Unknown ? Petshop ? -
A: I was born in a vet's office in manhattan and then raised by cats *snort* but i gots too bug fer the cats and had to be sold *snort* my daddy put me in the window of urban pets on christopher street and my mama found me *snort

Q: Since I can't get a pug right now, I was thought about getting a nintendog pug. What do you think ? -
A: go for it *snnort* my mama wants one, but two pugs would be sooo much to handle *snort* let us know how it goes...do the nintenpugs pee on the floor?

Q: I think I can predict the future ! For no reason I think about something and later that day it happens ! It can't be a coindence because it happens often. Isn't it freaky ? -
A: freaky...no *snort* not at all *snort* can you think about me being very wealthy?

Q: Have you seen that funny trailer at www.planetofthepugs.com ? It's so funny ! You must see this ! -
A: i laugh every time *snort* everyone check it out NOW

Q: The only social life I have is when I'm with my dogs and I think I'm starting to behave like them. Funny isn't it ? -
A: funny like you poop on the sidewalk funny or funny *snort* like ha ha funny

Q: In dog rescue sites they always talk about foster moms, do men not adopt dogs -
A: I did a quick google search *schnurfle* and found lots a foster dads....i think moms just write more often

Q: Have you seen those adorable pug coats from www.pugsinablanket.com ? They're sooo pretty ! -
A: they are very pretty *snorf* I prefer to be more free, but pugs in the north should get one *snort* i do like the cheshire pug

Q: I bring bad luck to everyone I know ! Do you have a tip for me ? -
A: My Mama feels that way too *snort* I tell her to visualize good karma and stop being so negative *snort* Positive insides make positive outsides for you and other people. *snort* thens i tell her to only focus onthe good it outweighs the bad *snort*

Q: I love my dogs more than my human family, is it normal ? -
A: yes *snort* dogs are unconditional and ask for very little from you

Q: Do you receive christmas gifts ? -
A: of course *snort* and channakah and kwanzaa and halloween and easter and sunday and tuesday and even lint *snort* I'm spoiled

Q: Don't french bulldogs look like bullies to you ? -
A: *snort* bully is in the eye of the beholder *snchunrhfle*

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