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Q: I'm so sad. I guess it's because I'm lonely but I'm not very fond of other human beings what should I do ? -
A: You could get a pug...They are better than most humans *snort*

Q: Why do people put on small bells to cats and small dogs' collars ? -
A: to locate the animal or so the animal makes enough noise to scare away birds and other animals that the cat might be hunting. *snort* or so the dog can scratch it off and swipe it around a bit *snort*

Q: Meat is murder, but my canine friend needs his meat. So can I truly love him even though he is a murderer ? -
A: dogs eat what people give them....*snort* my veggie pets feed me yummy rice and lamb Purina, because well, Ilike it. But if you have love hang-ups, feed your dog a veggie diet with supplements and then you can touch them again without blood on yer hands *schnurfle*

Q: Will I ever find the perfect companion to go with my perfect life ? -
A: pugs are always perfect *snort*

Q: Why do people ask you stuff ? Aren't you just a dumb snuggle-bug ? -
A: People find meaning and direction *schneurlf* in many ways. the Pug Life and Tao of Pug speak the truth *snort*

Q: Sheesh pug, you are wiser than king Solomon ! Are you planning to rule this planet someday ? -
A: I am Pug...*snort* I am greater than this planet

Q: Why are pugs so huggable ? Is it some kind of conspiracy ? -
A: Illuminati Pug are not quite as huggable as the Pug Life pugs....*smort* can I have a cookie?

Q: Is it some kind of hobby for you ? -
A: It is my Way

Q: Won't you grow tired of answering all my questions ? -
A: What else do I have to do *snort* besides I like canadians...

Q: Do you have any pug friends ? -
A: Munchkin and Blue are my best SD pug friends, but others come and go *snort* I also have lots of myspace pugs as friends. Come join www.myspace.com/askchewie

Q: How come you know everything ? -
A: I am Pug!

Q: Did you get that pushed-in face from getting too many kisses or too many hugs ? -
A: I am showered with all the good stuff *snort*

Q: Why can't my newfoundland dog be nice to my cat ? -
A: Maybe your cat is not nice to the newfoundland except in your presence. *snort* Maybe you should let your dog on the coach more and the cat less. Balance the power *snort*

Q: Since I practice atheism, is HO MY PUG !!! a good expression for me ? -
A: *snort* works fer me

Q: Are you a fixed male pug ? -
A: *snort* I am male. I have my boys

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