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Q: Are pugs dumb or just PLAYING dumb ? -
A: I've never met a dumb pug *snort*

Q: Should I buy a canine companion for my pug ? -
A: *snort* if you can't properly give attention to the pugs *snort* thena dog will do

Q: Why are pugs so ugly they're cute ? -
A: whose ugly?

Q: Which is better black pug or fawn pug ? -
A: We are all EQual *snort*

Q: what's the secret? -
A: There is no secret *schnrfle* I am Chewie

Q: do pugs have hearts? -
A: *snorT* if i only had a brain......of course i have a heart

Q: whose your daddy? -
A: *snort* Silly Question. I am Pug. The Pug is one. The Pug is all *snort*

Q: Will you marry me? -
A: *achnyrfle* I'm flattered

Q: Do you want a house with central A.C? -
A: as long as i can reach the controls *snort*

Q: Who is best ? Eukanuba or Nutro ? -
A: Nutro do not use by-products. Eukanuba tests on animals and an IAMS P&G product. Nutro has a lot of rice, and dogs should eat more meat. I myself like Purina One which has small crunchies for my little mouth. I don't think it matters about the brand as long as your pug likes it and doesn't get gassy on it. And just pick one an dstick with it. *snort* cheese is the best.

Q: Would you mind having an alien as a master ? -
A: I am my own master *snort* but as a friend, sure

Q: Do aliens have pugs ? -
A: you make pugs seem like some sort of disease. *orff* Nobody "has" a pug...pugs are freinds and companions to whom they please *snort* including aliens

Q: Are some pugs evil ? -
A: Of course *snort* diabolical and manipulative too *snurf*

Q: will I get married to brayden soon? -
A: If you set your mind on it, visualize exactly what you want, it will happen. *snort* If it is happinesss, visualize that, don't visualize a wedding making you happy*snort*

Q: Why would a Pug like you waste time answering questions, instead of eating food? -
A: *schnurf* I can eat and answer at the same time *snort* MaMa hates when I drop the food on the keyboard. *snort* but hey some Pug has to help everyone else in the way of the pug life.

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